Quote of the day

"There once was a man named Vitter/

Who vowed that he wasn’t a quitter/

But with stories of women/

And all of his sinnin’/

He knows his career’s in the -- oh, never mind."

-- Sen. John Kerry (D-MA), quoted by The Hill, on Sen. David Vitter’s (R-LA) prostitution scandal.

[Hat tip: Cliff Schecter]