"We Pledge Allegiance To Gene's Shirt...."

I swear, you cannot make this up.

Y'know, when I was in grade school, a student came to school in a flag-motif shirt...and was sent home to change, and his parents were called in to have a chat with the principal. Flag desecration not being something the school would put up with.

Now, of course, it's a matter of political orthodoxy.